Scottish Humour Enthusiast Mugs

Regional Assembly - please tick box: Aye lad / Nay Lad.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

John Cleese.

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson.

"Who's the daddy?"

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Dawn French.

"Looks like beach weather."

"This is the life eh.?"

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

Ricky Gervais.

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Drought in Sixth Week