Scottish Dance Lover Gifts

'Since when have you been able to do the Gay Gordons, anyway?'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Omara Portuondo

Turn, turn and turn.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A little bird told me...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dancing in pyjamas

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Baby's first two-step.'

Children's Party

Push for Disco...

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Fun (circa 1955)

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Swing dancers.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Moulin Rouge Security