Scots Family Member Gifts

William Wallace.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Latest Aye Phone

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

You are not forgotten!

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

Robert Burns

My horse for a kingdom.

Lox Ness Monster

Desert Island Bagpipes

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

For services to Tourism. . .

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scottish Love

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.