Scorecard Juggler Mugs

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Wealth Juggler.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

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'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'