Scorecard Juggler Mugs

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Wealth Juggler.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Wait a minute....!

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it

'While you were out I replaced you.'