Scooter Adventurer Prints

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Let's scoot."

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Boat Launch'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Santa Harley

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"He only made first four installments."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Scooter Romance

Boys on scooters

Girls and Scooters.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Parents compare buggies

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"The Vesparados"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

Motorcyclist.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'