Scientific Storytelling Aficionado Prints

"I think everyone appreciates the difficulties of getting published, competition is brutal."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"I'm going to get you fired."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Origins of Everything

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Hansel and Gretal

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Jacques et Jille