Scientific Skeptic-buster Mugs

"Mr. Climate change denier, I presume. . .?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Alternative Medicine

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Open House of Horrors

"God works in mysterious ways."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Documentation Please

Science deniers Soc.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Doing Something About the Weather

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."