Scientific Prodigy T-Shirts

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Viola player coming through!"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

'That's my boy...'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."