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'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unrest Area.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

It's an experiment.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.