Science Squad T-Shirts

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Vaccine

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Nasty sunburn."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Charles Darwin

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.