Science Squad T-Shirts

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Ascent of Machine.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

Vaccine

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'