Science Song Enthusiasts Prints

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"You're such a good listener."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

The Style of Elements

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Sexual chemistry set

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Think Tank

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Science Fair Judgements

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"