Science Song Enthusiasts Prints

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

The Style of Elements

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Think Tank

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."