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The Style of Elements

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"You're such a good listener."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Carbon Dating.

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Evolution Exam Results.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Filet minion

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Hugh fans!"

Michael Jackson

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Raptures

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Little Known Moments In History