Science Sojourner Gifts

Counting Geigers...

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Scenic Route

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I love summer."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Hell/Paradise

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'