Science-philosophy Gifts

"I'm sorry, but we can't go out. I'm a creationist and you are a lump of coal. I....I just don't believe in carbon dating."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Good game."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

At the Museum

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.