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"You're such a good listener."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Always with the String Theory."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Science Fair Judgements

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."