Science Junkie Mugs

'I feel better today, too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'