Science Lover Mugs

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

The birth of science.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Other days you can hear a pin drop.'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Rock historian.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Go get someone from accounting to kill this damn excitement.'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

'Our story is pretty typical. We met in the lab.'

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

"It's not you-it's me."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Carbon Dating.

STATIN ISLAND

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"After years of painstaking research, I can finally reveal this equation. It proves conclusively that, I am a chick magnet!"

'Once they stop believing that it's flat, I'll make it round.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'It's amusing...but what good is it?'

Evolution

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"I don't usually volunteer for experiments, but I'm kind of a puzzle freak."

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Any family history of cancer, heart disease, diabetes, extinction...'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'