Science Lover Mugs

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

The birth of science.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Other days you can hear a pin drop.'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Rock historian.'

'Go get someone from accounting to kill this damn excitement.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

'Our story is pretty typical. We met in the lab.'

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

"It's not you-it's me."

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Carbon Dating.

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'It's amusing...but what good is it?'

Evolution

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Once they stop believing that it's flat, I'll make it round.'

"After years of painstaking research, I can finally reveal this equation. It proves conclusively that, I am a chick magnet!"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"I don't usually volunteer for experiments, but I'm kind of a puzzle freak."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Are we there yet?"

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Any family history of cancer, heart disease, diabetes, extinction...'