Science Fiction Lore Master Prints

"No, that's basically a big flashlight. I'm just gonna give you a boost up in there."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Dog Dreams

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Mermaids

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Alien Magician

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Out on the Town with the Draculas

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'Truce?'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"A fight with a wild boar!? Rubbish! Listen lady, he got that scar fighting with me!"

"Dragons were never out of style."

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'Voyeur!'

"Add three drops of potassium nitrate, wait ten minutes, and stir vigorously."

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'