Science Fiction Lore Master Prints

"No, that's basically a big flashlight. I'm just gonna give you a boost up in there."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Dog Dreams

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Mermaids

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Alien Magician

Out on the Town with the Draculas

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'Truce?'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"A fight with a wild boar!? Rubbish! Listen lady, he got that scar fighting with me!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Dragons were never out of style."

"Luke, come over to the light side."

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

"Add three drops of potassium nitrate, wait ten minutes, and stir vigorously."

Man, the king must really hate that song. YMCA.

'Voyeur!'