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"This evolution show is a crock! There's no way we evolved."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

Spelling a newspaper

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Vladimir Nabokov

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Big Issue...'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Uni. Snowflake Library

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine