Science Contest Participant T-Shirts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Elf of the Month

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Climate Hoax

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

These guys are going to have some kind of contest. (Musical note.) Let's see who sings the best. (Question mark.) No. Let's play "Jeopardy." All answers must be in the form of a question. (Exclamation point.) Whatever we do, I'll be the most enthusiastic!! (Ampersand.) Can we form partnerships? (Dollar sign.) Is there any prize money? (Percentage symbol.) What are the chances of winning? (Asterisk.) Winning's not that important. With me here, winning will be marked as not wholly

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

"And finally, Professor Higgins, could you describe to the panel how you made it a fair test."

"Never bring religion to a science fight."

Vax wars

"Congratulations! Your essay on isolation and despair has won our desert-island-getaway competition."

'It looks like you're a winner.'

Winners of the math contest for Dyscalculics

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'