Science Class Survivor Pillows

'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And in conclusion.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."