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'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Best before 65 million BC.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Jurassic Pork

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"