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'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Gracie's baby toys.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Jurassic Pork

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"