Sci-fi Nerds Mugs

'Just be patient -- we'll land as soon as they push the immigration bill through.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Time Machine Collision