Sci-fi Medic Prints

Robo Doc M.D. I wish they'd reprogram that thing to say "normal aging" rather than "planned obsolescence."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Nerd tryouts.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Apple Pie Abduction

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Alien Assumption

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.