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"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Epic Battles

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."