Sci-fi Bookworm Pillows

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Head over Hooves

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."