Sci-fi And Fantasy Fan Gifts

"If God had meant for penguins to fly he'd have given us feathers."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"You left this on our ship."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."