Schoolyard Warrior Mugs

"It wasn't a gift Mrs. Banks. I had to fight really hard to get it."

Computer Room.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Child finding school too hard.

I rule by fear.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.