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"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Tuck Shop

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

High School Prom Expenses

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

'Pillow fight!'

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."