Schoolyard Joker Mugs

"Check the lost and found. She said our behavior was making her loose her mind. We think she went to find it."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I miss recess!

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Final Exams Today

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'