Schoolwork Mugs

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Bad Papers

"Sure I'd like to play video games with you but first I have to do my homework and study for a test. I'll be over in ten minutes."

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"Yes, that's correct Mr. Brown. Your son was punished for something he didn't do... His homework."

"Are you sure giving us all these homework assignments is data-driven?"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"That means you have to write it, and also do the voice-over."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

"After writing my book report, I decided to read the book myself."

"I am doing my homework. I'm supposed to reflect."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

Study more to pass more tests.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Have you finished your homework? Uh-huh. Let's see. A title alone does not make a history a completed history paper. Teddy, you lied to me. That's harsh. I prefer to consider it

"Who gives you homework?"

Boy and girl discussing thier holiday work tasks

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

"Dad, thanks for doing these problems for me. Now teacher knows math stupidity runs in the family."

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'

Serious Putty

'I have five hours of homework to do!'