Schoolwork Star Mugs

"I've got writer's block 'cause I didn't read the book."

Exam

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Serious Putty

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child finding school too hard.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'