Schoolkid Comrade Mugs

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

Boys in the cloakroom.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Who has two thumbs and

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'