School Troublemaker Prints

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'