School Trouble Navigator Prints

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Test Therapy

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."