School Navigators Prints

'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'

"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

Graduate receives a tax bill instead of a diploma

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

Freshers' week societies - 'Debt', 'Poverty' and 'No Money'.

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'