School Tripper Mugs

'Hall of small mammals'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

A Day in the Country.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

The Litany Of Fun

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

The next fast train has gone.

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

A politician's dream come true...

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

Seaside

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

A day in the country.

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

Now class

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

Last day of school.

"Now what can we do?"

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

Art Museum field trip.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.