School Tradition Enthusiasts Prints

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Shall I be mother?

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Bell ringer.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

The boss is sending me back to school.