School Tales Aficionado Mugs

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Jacques et Jille

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

Thomas Mayne Reid

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Jekyll and Heidi.

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