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"Who'd like to start today's show and tell?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Come in, minion."

Little Nell as comforter

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Charles Dickens

Anthony Trollope

"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."

"That isn't allowed either."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."