School Sweethearts Mugs

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

"Talk nerdy to me."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Recess does things to a man."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

Cricket Lovers

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

High School Prom Expenses

'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

"Now that's reality TV."

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"We'll always have the food court."

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Young Love

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"