School Success Story Prints

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"Have you heard? This year they want us to be tenaciously scholastic even in the bathroom."

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

'You waved a white flag?2

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

'What are you eating?' 'Paste.'

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

School: How stressed were you today.

'My schoolmates voted me, 'Most likely to succeed.''

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"