School Songbird T-Shirts

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Shower curtain call.

Festive squad

Busking during a pandemic

Aimee Mann

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Trumpet and birds

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Musician

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'