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'To get out of Games you have to bring a note. I always bring a £10 one...'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Curiosity'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Last day of school.

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

"I've got her red pencil."

Don't lie to me

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Homework eaten $2

Birdwatchers don't notice birds stealing their sandwiches.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

Patisserie: He'll never know.

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

"How was your first day back at school?"

'I thought you went to school.'

Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.

"I've hidden all the emergency chocolate in the fruit bowl, it'll be quite safe there."