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"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'