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"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'