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'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'How do you like school?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'