School Sensation Prints

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Back to school.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Casting Director

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'