School Sensation Prints

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'