School Escapades Fan Prints

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Prefect.

You're being extradited to your parents.

Back to School

Stuck in the stile.

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'