School Escapades Fan Prints

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Prefect.

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You're being extradited to your parents.

Stuck in the stile.