School Semester T-Shirts

'I know it all...I just can't remember it all at once.'

Computer Room.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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'This test doesn't understand me.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Pull an all-nighter?

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .