School Safety Champions T-Shirts

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Very fine people on both sides."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'Safety on the beach.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Gen Z

Bicycle helmet for two.

'They're not even real, Miss!'

Health and Safety.

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

'How's the new company car?'

Lollipop lady

'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'